Why eve is made out of adam’s rib

Hi again,,its been sometime since my last post. Well lots have happened, but not all can be wrote right?:P

So, today’s lecture is about adam’s rib..

Wait, before u say this is a biological class or any religious sessions, i assure you that this is just a perception of life (adigunarso, 2009).

Sooo,,lets start shall we,,

This topic is taken from actual talk somewhere in a restaurant in bandung,,

Why does God made eve out of adam’s rib? I dont know how much rib does God have taken from adam (because there are 4 ribs of mine that isn’t the same size as the other parts).

Here’s the explanation,

One, the bone isn’t taken from the feet because women aren’t supposed to be look down and got stepped. (sorry, my english sometimes is worse than ever hahaha)

Two, the bone isn’t taken from the skull because women aren’t supposed to be the one to make every decision in a family matter. (i’m really sorry if anyone who read this is annoyed, but my philosophy is men should be the one who make the decision)

Three, the bone isn’t taken from the back because women aren’t supposed to be the one who holds all the burdens in the family.

Four, the bone isn’t taken from the arms and hands because woman aren’t supposed to do all the hard work.

Then it comes to number five, the bone is taken from the ribs because women are made to be a patient/lenient type of all the God creation. (in indonesia, there’s a terms says about “lapang dada”, maybe there’s a connection)

Oh and one more thing, from my survey, about 83% of all women that i met (83% comes from the bro code) is a lenient type (of course from different side of view hahay)

(one, two, three, four, courtesy of fakhrozy, 2009) (five, its my courtesy)

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